Miami is reeling from the outpouring of critical press coverage towards their student-athletes. While it's hard to believe that any of their athletes graduate, and those that do are from the women's swim team, the heat is starting to get to University President Donna Shanay-nay. She's threatening to take off her pumps and pour a can of whoop-ass on the next pundit that calls into question the legitimacy of her actions to control the Boyz in the Hood. Actually she isn't threatening anything and it wouldn't do much good anyway. Few of the players could understand a warning unless gunfire accompanied it.
The U is a bad football team representing a below average university whose sole academic achievement is allowing researchers to study Edge's teeth to determine their weight in gold. In short this incident caught no one by surprise.